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    • gjacobseG
      gjacobse
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      Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

      –Aldous Huxley

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      • MattSpellerM
        MattSpeller @gjacobse
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        @gjacobse said:

        Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

        –Aldous Huxley

        Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
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          @MattSpeller said:

          @gjacobse said:

          Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

          –Aldous Huxley

          Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

          Less of a quote, more of a book title.

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          • MattSpellerM
            MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
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            @scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book 🙂

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller
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              I have that book.

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller
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                Added: "Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you."

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                • DustinB3403D
                  DustinB3403
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                  "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

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                  • nadnerBN
                    nadnerB @DustinB3403
                    last edited by nadnerB

                    @DustinB3403 said:

                    "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                    Nothing is fool proof to the sufficiently talented fool. 😉
                    (I think it might also apply to the stupid)

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                    • JoyJ
                      Joy @DustinB3403
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                      @DustinB3403 said:

                      "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                      @DustinB3403 Words of Wisdom

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                      • dafyreD
                        dafyre
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                        "If data is valuable enough to be stored, it should be backed up." -- @scottalanmiller

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                        • RobQR
                          RobQ
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                          "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller @RobQ
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                            @RobQ said:

                            "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

                            I think that the better one was "I can't talk now, if you can't help me get out of this garage and aren't the police I can't talk to you.".... Click.

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                            • dafyreD
                              dafyre
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                              "IT Is not a series of checkboxes" --@scottalanmiller

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                              • DustinB3403D
                                DustinB3403
                                last edited by DustinB3403

                                "You walked into a deli and told the clerk you want meat, you completely left out everything that is relavent to the conversation, like what kind of meat, and how much of it."

                                This is in reference to asking for help on a powershell query to find Computers names in a Windows Domain.

                                Me, today 1-5-16

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                                • dafyreD
                                  dafyre
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                                  We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                                  -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

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                                  • gjacobseG
                                    gjacobse @dafyre
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                                    @dafyre said:

                                    We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                                    -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

                                    How true....They always rise to the challenge.

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                                    • dafyreD
                                      dafyre @gjacobse
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                                      @gjacobse Or Sink to it, rather.

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller
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                                          "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

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                                          • NerdyDadN
                                            NerdyDad @scottalanmiller
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                                            @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                            "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

                                            Man ain't that the truth. Reverse that and you have my last job and this one.

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