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    • nadnerBN
      nadnerB @DustinB3403
      last edited by nadnerB

      @DustinB3403 said:

      "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

      Nothing is fool proof to the sufficiently talented fool. 😉
      (I think it might also apply to the stupid)

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      • JoyJ
        Joy @DustinB3403
        last edited by

        @DustinB3403 said:

        "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

        @DustinB3403 Words of Wisdom

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        • dafyreD
          dafyre
          last edited by

          "If data is valuable enough to be stored, it should be backed up." -- @scottalanmiller

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          • RobQR
            RobQ
            last edited by

            "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller @RobQ
              last edited by

              @RobQ said:

              "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

              I think that the better one was "I can't talk now, if you can't help me get out of this garage and aren't the police I can't talk to you.".... Click.

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              • dafyreD
                dafyre
                last edited by

                "IT Is not a series of checkboxes" --@scottalanmiller

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                • DustinB3403D
                  DustinB3403
                  last edited by DustinB3403

                  "You walked into a deli and told the clerk you want meat, you completely left out everything that is relavent to the conversation, like what kind of meat, and how much of it."

                  This is in reference to asking for help on a powershell query to find Computers names in a Windows Domain.

                  Me, today 1-5-16

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                  • dafyreD
                    dafyre
                    last edited by

                    We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                    -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

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                    • gjacobseG
                      gjacobse @dafyre
                      last edited by

                      @dafyre said:

                      We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                      -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

                      How true....They always rise to the challenge.

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                      • dafyreD
                        dafyre @gjacobse
                        last edited by

                        @gjacobse Or Sink to it, rather.

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                        • quicky2gQ
                          quicky2g
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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller
                            last edited by

                            "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

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                            • NerdyDadN
                              NerdyDad @scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                              "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

                              Man ain't that the truth. Reverse that and you have my last job and this one.

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                              • NerdyDadN
                                NerdyDad
                                last edited by

                                "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                                If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

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                                • DashrenderD
                                  Dashrender @NerdyDad
                                  last edited by

                                  @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                                  If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

                                  LOL I would change the credit to - first person to try to use a program.

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                                  • wirestyle22W
                                    wirestyle22
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                                    "The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." - B.F. Skinner

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                                    • NerdyDadN
                                      NerdyDad
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                                      "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                                      0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

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                                      • gjacobseG
                                        gjacobse @NerdyDad
                                        last edited by

                                        @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                                        0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

                                        One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.

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                                        • wirestyle22W
                                          wirestyle22 @gjacobse
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                                          @gjacobse said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                                          0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

                                          One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.

                                          Likely story

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                                          • hobbit666H
                                            hobbit666
                                            last edited by

                                            PICNIC

                                            Problem in Chair NOT in computer

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