Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future
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Welcome to the peoples undemocratic non-republic of Canukistan
Your feedback is welcome and I will thoughtfully consider any suggestions you may have.
Unconstructive criticism
will be met with black jackboots in the middle of the night and I will bill your family for the bullets/explosives used in your execution after forcing them to watch it on video and applaudwill be investigated. Thoroughly.I will use this thread to develop a manifesto / political ideology and perhaps a charter of rights and freedoms.
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Dear Matt,
leadership of the world always has been my declared goal. But I must admit you seem mad enough to be considered a good second in command, don't you think?
Here, this could be you giving autographs:
Image credit: "Verne Troyer" by Eva Rinaldi, CC-BY-SA 2.0Think about it!
Yours sincerly
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All hail Dr @MattSpeller
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Voting?
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@MattSpeller said in Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future:
@Breffni-Potter said in Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future:
Voting?
http://www.worldoftrash.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/paddling-blackadder.jpg
Is the paddlin' for thinking that votes count for anything (like here in the US)?
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@RojoLoco said in [Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future]
Is the paddlin' for thinking that votes count for anything (like here in the US)?
Merely for thinking anyone else might acquire power in my benevolent dictatorship.
Never too early to stamp out opposition
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@MattSpeller said in Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future:
@RojoLoco said in [Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future]
Is the paddlin' for thinking that votes count for anything (like here in the US)?
Merely for thinking anyone else might acquire power in my benevolent dictatorship.
Never too early to stamp out opposition
Well, no one else in Canuckistan is as qualified as you, oh great and benevolent leader....
...I love the leader!!!
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@RojoLoco bullshit and flattery won't get you anywhere. As punishment I'm appointing you as the head of the Department of Inebriation. This post is not permanent and your performance will be evaluated by all citizens.
A partial mandate for this position will include:
- Quality control of intoxicants
- Developing school curricula to educate on wise use & production
- Educating and informing the public of your services
- Advising and curating selections of intoxicants for certain occasions/holidays (working with the Department of the Arts)
- Working with the Department of Agriculture to ensure top quality ingredients are available to all citizens affordably and promptly.
- Creating a program to ensure there are safe places to consume intoxicants which may have harmful side effects, modeled on the "Insite" program running in Canada and some scandinavian countries.
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@RojoLoco after a week in the job
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@MattSpeller said in Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future:
@RojoLoco bullshit and flattery won't get you anywhere. As punishment I'm appointing you as the head of the Department of Inebriation. This post is not permanent and your performance will be evaluated by all citizens.
A partial mandate for this position will include:
- Quality control of intoxicants
- Developing school curricula to educate on wise use & production
- Educating and informing the public of your services
- Advising and curating selections of intoxicants for certain occasions/holidays (working with the Department of the Arts)
- Working with the Department of Agriculture to ensure top quality ingredients are available to all citizens affordably and promptly.
- Creating a program to ensure there are safe places to consume intoxicants which may have harmful side effects, modeled on the "Insite" program running in Canada and some scandinavian countries.
I heartily accept my new title and all its responsibilities... and @nadnerB is most likely correct, but hey, Valar Dohaeris, eh?
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@RojoLoco said in Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future:
Valar Dohaeris, eh?
Aye
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@MattSpeller said in Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future:
@RojoLoco said in Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future:
Valar Dohaeris, eh?
Aye
Translation for those of us who are multilingually imparied, Oh Great one?
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@dafyre said in Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future:
@MattSpeller said in Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future:
@RojoLoco said in Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future:
Valar Dohaeris, eh?
Aye
Translation for those of us who are multilingually imparied, Oh Great one?
Game of thrones version of:
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@MattSpeller said in Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future:
@dafyre said in Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future:
@MattSpeller said in Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future:
@RojoLoco said in Benevolent Dictatorship - A vote for Speller is a vote for a brighter future:
Valar Dohaeris, eh?
Aye
Translation for those of us who are multilingually imparied, Oh Great one?
Game of thrones version of:
Gotcha!
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You're all nuts! No wonder I hang out around here so much
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