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    • wirestyle22W
      wirestyle22 @bbigford
      last edited by

      @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

      Phase 1: Gut and redesign the systems/network.

      Wear gloves.

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      • ObsolesceO
        Obsolesce @scottalanmiller
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        @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

        @wrx7m said in Certifications in the toilet:

        @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

        Next time someone complains that you took your mobile phone into the toilet with you, send them this picture.

        LOL. I take mine with me all the time. Quality learning time.

        Yup, and good time to post on ML.

        And really the only time I can squeeze out a DuoLingo lesson or two...

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        • Reid CooperR
          Reid Cooper @WLS-ITGuy
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          @wls-itguy said in Certifications in the toilet:

          ALL I CAN SAY IS WTF!!!!!!!

          What the Flush?

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          • Reid CooperR
            Reid Cooper
            last edited by

            Flushing DNS now...

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            • black3dynamiteB
              black3dynamite
              last edited by

              Tech User1: How's your day?
              Tech User2: Same shit, different day?

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              • ObsolesceO
                Obsolesce
                last edited by

                I bet that job stinks

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                • nadnerBN
                  nadnerB
                  last edited by

                  Have they ever used that plunger to resolve their network congestion?

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                  • nadnerBN
                    nadnerB
                    last edited by

                    The network has gone to crap. 😉

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                    • nadnerBN
                      nadnerB
                      last edited by

                      Do they have regular... brown outs?

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                      • DustinB3403D
                        DustinB3403
                        last edited by

                        Well when shit has hit the fan at least you'll have somewhere to flush it...

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                        • dbeatoD
                          dbeato
                          last edited by

                          this belong to the I can't even thread lol.

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller @dbeato
                            last edited by

                            @dbeato said in Certifications in the toilet:

                            this belong to the I can't even thread lol.

                            I think someone put it there.

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                            • DustinB3403D
                              DustinB3403
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                              The server has hit the shit-bricks now...

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                              • bbigfordB
                                bbigford @scottalanmiller
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                                @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                @irj said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                Good thing toilets never back up...

                                Neither do those servers!

                                Actually... I need to edit my content. They don't have backups, and never have. Ever. They do use "Previous Versions" aka volume shadow copies; which of course are NOT backups. They should know... because when they got hit with cryptoware last year, the first thing the infection did was -you guessed it- delete their shadow copies.

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                                • bbigfordB
                                  bbigford @scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by bbigford

                                  @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                  No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                                  Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                                  I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                                  Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

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                                  • bbigfordB
                                    bbigford
                                    last edited by

                                    Edited original content to reflect an optional phase of the projects... just burn it, salt the land, and start a new.

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                                    • DustinB3403D
                                      DustinB3403 @bbigford
                                      last edited by

                                      @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
                                        last edited by

                                        @dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                        @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

                                        The shit and the fan are scarily close to each other there.

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                                        • JoyJ
                                          Joy
                                          last edited by

                                          I couldn't stop myself laughing seeing this thread
                                          :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes:

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                                          • JaredBuschJ
                                            JaredBusch @bbigford
                                            last edited by

                                            @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                            @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                            No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                                            Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                                            I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                                            Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                                            It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

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