Random Thread - Anything Goes

Reminds me of a prison story! When I was a prison guard one of the offenders was believed to have swallowed drugs from his visitor in the visitation room. So he was put on what is known as a dry cell. Which basically means he is in a cell with no running water or toilet. If he needs a drink a guard will hand him a bottled water and if he has to use the toilet he has to do it in a special toilet designed to capture anything that comes out. The guard is pretty much sitting in the cell with him staring at him to make sure it doesn't come out and go back down the throat, and yes that has happened. To get to my point the man went 27 days without going #2 and finally the DOC had to obtain a court order to put him under and have a doctor extract everything out because the doctors were beginning to have concerns for his health. Yes, the doctor found several bags of cocaine.