What Are You Doing Right Now
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@Minion-Queen said:
Conference calls galore today! Everyone wants to get their stuff scheduled before the end of the year! Umm don't people realize that the end of the year is only 3 weeks away. Wanting to do a full infrastructure build when nothing has been signed, or ordered (servers etc) is NOT going to happen before December 31st!
Nah - It can happen..
Oops,.. gotta run,.. my unicorn needs to go out and recharge her rainbow...
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Actual Conference call discussion today:
Conference call today:
Client: What do you mean you can't redo all of our servers etc. by end of year?
Me: Well that is only 3 weeks away and you haven't ordered any of your custom equipment or paid for us to get started on this.
Client: But you sent us this contract 6 months ago why didn't you plan better?
Me: Umm there is an expiration on that of 60 days. Without payment we can't start on a project of this size.
Why oh why do customers think that IT must be magicians in December? Where were you 6 months ago when I spent hours putting that together for you?
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@Minion-Queen said:
Actual Conference call discussion today:
Conference call today:
Client: What do you mean you can't redo all of our servers etc. by end of year?
Me: Well that is only 3 weeks away and you haven't ordered any of your custom equipment or paid for us to get started on this.
Client: But you sent us this contract 6 months ago why didn't you plan better?
Me: Umm there is an expiration on that of 60 days. Without payment we can't start on a project of this size.
Why oh why do customers think that IT must be magicians in December? Where were you 6 months ago when I spent hours putting that together for you?
We sent you the contract six months ago, and you didn't pay. Did you expect us to just start working on it without getting something in return first?
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Yes they did! Wow people are dumb
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@Minion-Queen said:
Yes they did! Wow people are dumb
How is it that people lack such basic business sense? Seriously...LOL
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Maybe you should change the model to
- send a quote
- one week later send a bill for said quote
When they come screaming to you - then explain that if they don't..... oh never mind.
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!@#$%^&()(&^%$#@#$%^&&^#@$%^&\
Nothing I do today seems to work correctly. I even showed up this morning with my A game, well rested and properly caffinated. Easily on my 8th VM trying to get a stupid server working properly with ancient shitty programs that we can't afford to support and can't afford to replace. I feel like I've been caught in a recursive loop!
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Must.
Fight.
Smarter.
Not.
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Argh, I have to drive a moving van in this...
http://13wham.com//news/features/top-stories/stories/temporary-travel-ban-some-highways-18364.shtml
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@scottalanmiller Good grief, watch out for crazies and take your time!
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I'm taking the family on an outing... To the doctors...
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@Minion-Queen said:
Yes they did! Wow people are dumb
Because you are the Queen of Minions. You have the Magical Power
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Good morning to all
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@Joyfano said:
Uh.. I'm scared of doctor
Is it the doctor I the bill?
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@nadnerB said:
@Joyfano said:
Uh.. I'm scared of doctor
Is it the doctor I the bill?
me the Doctor.. so i keep drinking to avoid get sick
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@Joyfano said:
@nadnerB said:
@Joyfano said:
Uh.. I'm scared of doctor
Is it the doctor I the bill?
me the Doctor.. so i keep drinking to avoid get sick
I'm sure your liver isn't too pleased about that
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@nadnerB said:
@Joyfano said:
@nadnerB said:
@Joyfano said:
Uh.. I'm scared of doctor
Is it the doctor I the bill?
me the Doctor.. so i keep drinking to avoid get sick
I'm sure your liver isn't too pleased about that
Not sure sir, I stopped drinking for almost 1 month and 10 days for the sake of my marathon but i got sick lols
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The liver is evil and must be punished
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@Joyfano said:
@nadnerB said:
@Joyfano said:
@nadnerB said:
@Joyfano said:
Uh.. I'm scared of doctor
Is it the doctor I the bill?
me the Doctor.. so i keep drinking to avoid get sick
I'm sure your liver isn't too pleased about that
Not sure sir, I stopped drinking for almost 1 month and 10 days for the sake of my marathon but i got sick lols
That will teach you to stop drinking!
