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    • thanksajdotcomT
      thanksajdotcom
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      KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid

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      • thanksajdotcomT
        thanksajdotcom
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        "If I can get the packets to the cloud, I can make magic" - Scott Haskins, CTO of Pertino

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        • gjacobseG
          gjacobse
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          "Don't let the magic smoke out, IT is what makes it all work" My electronics teacher.

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          • C
            Carnival Boy @scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            @scottalanmiller said:

            Often these are my own quotes because I have a huge ego

            😉

            Deciding what not to do is as important as deciding what to do - Steve Jobs

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            • gjacobseG
              gjacobse
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              Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy., - Joseph Campbell

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              • NicN
                Nic
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                Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.
                –Andrew Tanenbaum

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                • nadnerBN
                  nadnerB
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                  This was a quote from someone on SpiceWorks but I can't remember who posted it 😞
                  SysAdmin.jpg

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                  • NetworkNerdN
                    NetworkNerd
                    last edited by NetworkNerd

                    This will always be one of my favorites (quoting @scottalanmiller 😞

                    That's like shooting yourself in the face today to avoid maybe getting a headache next year.

                    (Taken from http://community.spiceworks.com/topic/232833-creatively-rebuilding-a-server-infrastructure-on-vsphere-5-and-backing-it-up?page=4)

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller
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                      That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

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                      • NetworkNerdN
                        NetworkNerd @scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        @scottalanmiller said:

                        That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

                        Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

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                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller @NetworkNerd
                          last edited by

                          @NetworkNerd said:

                          @scottalanmiller said:

                          That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

                          Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

                          I need to do that too

                          At least I started recording the quotes.

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                          • lanceL
                            lance
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                            It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller @lance
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                              @lance said:

                              It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

                              Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

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                              • lanceL
                                lance @scottalanmiller
                                last edited by lance

                                @scottalanmiller said:

                                @lance said:

                                It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

                                Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

                                It's good stuff. Here is a link https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/122118-virtualization-can-i-host-a-64-bit-vm-on-a-32-bit-host?page=2

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                                • MattSpellerM
                                  MattSpeller
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                                  Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
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                                    @MattSpeller said:

                                    Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

                                    –Andrew Tanenbaum

                                    See a few posts to the north.

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                                    • MattSpellerM
                                      MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      @scottalanmiller good grief that's twice now that I've done that today. Thank you for the correction & attribution.

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                                      • gjacobseG
                                        gjacobse
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                                        ("It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature!"

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller
                                          last edited by

                                          Just added this one...

                                          That's like looking under the hood of your car to figure out why Jiffy Lube isn't open on Sundays.

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                                          • DustinB3403D
                                            DustinB3403
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                                            I don't have to believe in it for you to be lucky

                                            Regarding said being very lucky that Cryptolocker didn't spread.

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