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    • wirestyle22W
      wirestyle22
      last edited by

      Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.

      User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
      Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
      <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
      Arrive at site
      Check DVI cable.
      It's loose.
      Everything working.
      go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
      Cry into paper bag
      Drive back to main building.

      Today

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      • RojoLocoR
        RojoLoco @wirestyle22
        last edited by

        @wirestyle22 I hope there is a trophy shop nearby so you can get that user an "I'm an idiot!" trophy or plaque, as he/she proved their idiocy in one fell swoop.

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        • wirestyle22W
          wirestyle22 @RojoLoco
          last edited by wirestyle22

          @RojoLoco said:

          @wirestyle22 I hope there is a trophy shop nearby so you can get that user an "I'm an idiot!" trophy or plaque, as he/she proved their idiocy in one fell swoop.

          Oh you.

          My company prides itself on feeling justified against all logic and reasoning

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          • DashrenderD
            Dashrender @wirestyle22
            last edited by

            @wirestyle22 said:

            Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.

            User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
            Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
            <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
            Arrive at site
            Check DVI cable.
            It's loose.
            Everything working.
            go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
            Cry into paper bag
            Drive back to main building.

            Today

            Yep - users refuse to help! Of course they feel stupid when you show them the problem.

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            • wirestyle22W
              wirestyle22 @Dashrender
              last edited by wirestyle22

              @Dashrender said:

              @wirestyle22 said:

              Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.

              User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
              Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
              <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
              Arrive at site
              Check DVI cable.
              It's loose.
              Everything working.
              go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
              Cry into paper bag
              Drive back to main building.

              Today

              Yep - users refuse to help! Of course they feel stupid when you show them the problem.

              That's just it--they don't. I can't even explain this company. It's like that place Tim Curry must have been in before he stepped out of that mirror in Legend.

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              • gjacobseG
                gjacobse @Minion Queen
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                @Minion-Queen said:

                Good morning ML! Hoping to stay warm here today. Feels like -7 here this morning.... brrrrrrrrr. In other news @art_of_shred got our Pellet stove fixed yesterday so we have actual heat in our house, just in time!

                Oh - so @art_of_shred is useful for something more than complaining about my 'response time' and taking the initiative on something... or .[redacted].

                @art_of_shred - Oh ye grand wise one of the Uni(brow)

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                • gjacobseG
                  gjacobse @dafyre
                  last edited by

                  @dafyre said:

                  ROFL. Your users start tomorrow? At my last job, they started two weeks ago.

                  LOL.. that and the last round left a month ago..

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                  • gjacobseG
                    gjacobse @wirestyle22
                    last edited by

                    @wirestyle22 said:

                    Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.

                    User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
                    Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
                    <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
                    Arrive at site
                    Check DVI cable.
                    It's loose.
                    Everything working.
                    go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
                    Cry into paper bag
                    Drive back to main building.

                    Today

                    A-yup... happens all the time. But they swear it's plugged in.. or it has paper,.. and it's the correct printer.

                    It's never their fault..

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                    • RamblingBipedR
                      RamblingBiped
                      last edited by

                      What Am I Doing Right Now? What I do every Thursday morning Pinky... Documenting obscure tasks and workflows.

                      0_1455206602320_cartoon-pinky__brain_thinking.jpg

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        Just back from a trip to the pharmacy and grocery store with the family.

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                        • gjacobseG
                          gjacobse @RamblingBiped
                          last edited by

                          @RamblingBiped said:

                          What Am I Doing Right Now? What I do every Thursday morning Pinky... Documenting obscure tasks and workflows.

                          0_1455206602320_cartoon-pinky__brain_thinking.jpg

                          What does this button do? Zzzzzzhott!

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                          • dafyreD
                            dafyre @gjacobse
                            last edited by

                            @gjacobse said:

                            @art_of_shred - Oh ye grand wise one of the Uni(brow)

                            I wonder if he still has it... After all, he had to work around fire and stuff yesterday... Maybe the Uni(brow) is now gone up in smoke?

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                            • dafyreD
                              dafyre @gjacobse
                              last edited by

                              @gjacobse said:

                              @RamblingBiped said:

                              What Am I Doing Right Now? What I do every Thursday morning Pinky... Documenting obscure tasks and workflows.

                              0_1455206602320_cartoon-pinky__brain_thinking.jpg

                              What does this button do? Zzzzzzhott!

                              Oops, he did it again.

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                              • hobbit666H
                                hobbit666
                                last edited by

                                Just got back to the office after 3 days of converting this:-
                                0_1455209503039_1.jpg

                                into this:-
                                0_1455209513528_2.jpg

                                Ok not just me had our Phone engineer helping out.

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                                • stacksofplatesS
                                  stacksofplates @hobbit666
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                                  @hobbit666 said:

                                  Just got back to the office after 3 days of converting this:-

                                  Did someone just rip the stuff out of the rack?

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                                  • brianlittlejohnB
                                    brianlittlejohn
                                    last edited by

                                    that looks like one of my closets in our old building... no room for a rack in it though. It's a nightmare, i just leave the door shut.

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                                    • hobbit666H
                                      hobbit666
                                      last edited by

                                      No this was after we had moved the cab and started but it was that messy (the patch panel was in place before hand lol) can't find the "before" shot.

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                                      • RamblingBipedR
                                        RamblingBiped @hobbit666
                                        last edited by

                                        @hobbit666 said:

                                        No this was after we had moved the cab and started but it was that messy (the patch panel was in place before hand lol) can't find the "before" shot.

                                        In the picture below it looks like that rack just threw up on itself...

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                                        • wirestyle22W
                                          wirestyle22
                                          last edited by wirestyle22

                                          0_1455210552180_closet.jpg

                                          Inherited 😄

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                                          • MattSpellerM
                                            MattSpeller @gjacobse
                                            last edited by MattSpeller

                                            @gjacobse said:

                                            @MattSpeller said:

                                            Morning ML - feeling refreshed after a long weekend & ready to start in on fixing some broken garbage.

                                            About time you came back.

                                            BTW,.. you're out of Whiskey

                                            I never stock such swill Sir and I'll thank you not to sully my good name with such slander.

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