What Are You Doing Right Now
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 in the middle of moving a load of desks round - the typical, "oh, we have 6 new starters and need their desks ready for tomorrow" type situation - and obviously only data cables for 4 pc's...did someone say future proofing? So I'm about to start my hunt for a small switch I can utilise for now... 
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 @NattNatt said: in the middle of moving a load of desks round - the typical, "oh, we have 6 new starters and need their desks ready for tomorrow" type situation - and obviously only data cables for 4 pc's...did someone say future proofing? So I'm about to start my hunt for a small switch I can utilise for now... Man, I can't tell you the number of times that has happened to me in the past. I'm glad I don't handle users in that fashion anymore. 
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 ROFL. Your users start tomorrow? At my last job, they started two weeks ago. 
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 @dafyre Oh don't feel bad we had an employee leave a month ago, and IT is just now getting notified to close out the account. 
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 Thank god I have off tomorrow. 
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 I saw this job posting for Systems Administrator in an email. No where in the posting does it say what you would be administering. I guess all of the systems? I guess it does say mainframe/midframe systems, but that's kind of vague. 
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 Wow I just watched a guy write a small COBOL program on z/OS. That was the most confusing thing I have ever seen. 
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 @dafyre said: ROFL. Your users start tomorrow? At my last job, they started two weeks ago. Well, technically they started Monday, but they've been on induction this week... 
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 @MattSpeller said: Morning ML - feeling refreshed after a long weekend & ready to start in on fixing some broken garbage. About time you came back. BTW,.. you're out of Whiskey again.. Didn't want to leave half a bottle for you. just didn't seem right. 
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 @MattSpeller said: @wirestyle22 shrug She makes decent money and "works" ~10h a week from home. Honestly if anyone would pay me for that I'd do it. Oh Gods,... Please no. if I could afford to...I'd pay you to NOT plug in the camera. 
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 Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either. User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot! 
 Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
 <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
 Arrive at site
 Check DVI cable.
 It's loose.
 Everything working.
 go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
 Cry into paper bag
 Drive back to main building.Today 
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 @wirestyle22 I hope there is a trophy shop nearby so you can get that user an "I'm an idiot!" trophy or plaque, as he/she proved their idiocy in one fell swoop. 
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 @RojoLoco said: @wirestyle22 I hope there is a trophy shop nearby so you can get that user an "I'm an idiot!" trophy or plaque, as he/she proved their idiocy in one fell swoop. Oh you. My company prides itself on feeling justified against all logic and reasoning 
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 @wirestyle22 said: Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either. User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot! 
 Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
 <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
 Arrive at site
 Check DVI cable.
 It's loose.
 Everything working.
 go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
 Cry into paper bag
 Drive back to main building.Today Yep - users refuse to help! Of course they feel stupid when you show them the problem. 
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 @Dashrender said: @wirestyle22 said: Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either. User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot! 
 Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
 <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
 Arrive at site
 Check DVI cable.
 It's loose.
 Everything working.
 go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
 Cry into paper bag
 Drive back to main building.Today Yep - users refuse to help! Of course they feel stupid when you show them the problem. That's just it--they don't. I can't even explain this company. It's like that place Tim Curry must have been in before he stepped out of that mirror in Legend. 
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 @Minion-Queen said: Good morning ML! Hoping to stay warm here today. Feels like -7 here this morning.... brrrrrrrrr. In other news @art_of_shred got our Pellet stove fixed yesterday so we have actual heat in our house, just in time! Oh - so @art_of_shred is useful for something more than complaining about my 'response time' and taking the initiative on something... or .[redacted]. @art_of_shred - Oh ye grand wise one of the Uni(brow) 
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 @dafyre said: ROFL. Your users start tomorrow? At my last job, they started two weeks ago. LOL.. that and the last round left a month ago.. 
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 @wirestyle22 said: Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either. User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot! 
 Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
 <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
 Arrive at site
 Check DVI cable.
 It's loose.
 Everything working.
 go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
 Cry into paper bag
 Drive back to main building.Today A-yup... happens all the time. But they swear it's plugged in.. or it has paper,.. and it's the correct printer. It's never their fault.. 
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 What Am I Doing Right Now? What I do every Thursday morning Pinky... Documenting obscure tasks and workflows.  
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 Just back from a trip to the pharmacy and grocery store with the family. 










