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    • dafyreD
      dafyre
      last edited by

      ROFL. Your users start tomorrow? At my last job, they started two weeks ago.

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      • DustinB3403D
        DustinB3403 @dafyre
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        @dafyre Oh don't feel bad we had an employee leave a month ago, and IT is just now getting notified to close out the account.

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        • wirestyle22W
          wirestyle22
          last edited by

          Thank god I have off tomorrow.

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          • stacksofplatesS
            stacksofplates
            last edited by stacksofplates

            I saw this job posting for Systems Administrator in an email. No where in the posting does it say what you would be administering. I guess all of the systems?

            https://sjobs.brassring.com/tgwebhost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1164411&type=search&JobReqLang=1&recordstart=1&JobSiteId=5130&JobSiteInfo=1164411_5130&GQId=704&PartnerId=15783&SiteId=5130&aasi=10

            I guess it does say mainframe/midframe systems, but that's kind of vague.

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            • stacksofplatesS
              stacksofplates
              last edited by

              Wow I just watched a guy write a small COBOL program on z/OS. That was the most confusing thing I have ever seen.

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              • NattNattN
                NattNatt @dafyre
                last edited by

                @dafyre said:

                ROFL. Your users start tomorrow? At my last job, they started two weeks ago.

                Well, technically they started Monday, but they've been on induction this week...

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                • gjacobseG
                  gjacobse @MattSpeller
                  last edited by

                  @MattSpeller said:

                  Morning ML - feeling refreshed after a long weekend & ready to start in on fixing some broken garbage.

                  About time you came back.

                  BTW,.. you're out of Whiskey again.. Didn't want to leave half a bottle for you. just didn't seem right.

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                  • gjacobseG
                    gjacobse @MattSpeller
                    last edited by

                    @MattSpeller said:

                    @wirestyle22 shrug

                    She makes decent money and "works" ~10h a week from home. Honestly if anyone would pay me for that I'd do it.

                    Oh Gods,... Please no. if I could afford to...I'd pay you to NOT plug in the camera.

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                    • wirestyle22W
                      wirestyle22
                      last edited by

                      Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.

                      User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
                      Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
                      <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
                      Arrive at site
                      Check DVI cable.
                      It's loose.
                      Everything working.
                      go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
                      Cry into paper bag
                      Drive back to main building.

                      Today

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                      • RojoLocoR
                        RojoLoco @wirestyle22
                        last edited by

                        @wirestyle22 I hope there is a trophy shop nearby so you can get that user an "I'm an idiot!" trophy or plaque, as he/she proved their idiocy in one fell swoop.

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                        • wirestyle22W
                          wirestyle22 @RojoLoco
                          last edited by wirestyle22

                          @RojoLoco said:

                          @wirestyle22 I hope there is a trophy shop nearby so you can get that user an "I'm an idiot!" trophy or plaque, as he/she proved their idiocy in one fell swoop.

                          Oh you.

                          My company prides itself on feeling justified against all logic and reasoning

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                          • DashrenderD
                            Dashrender @wirestyle22
                            last edited by

                            @wirestyle22 said:

                            Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.

                            User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
                            Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
                            <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
                            Arrive at site
                            Check DVI cable.
                            It's loose.
                            Everything working.
                            go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
                            Cry into paper bag
                            Drive back to main building.

                            Today

                            Yep - users refuse to help! Of course they feel stupid when you show them the problem.

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                            • wirestyle22W
                              wirestyle22 @Dashrender
                              last edited by wirestyle22

                              @Dashrender said:

                              @wirestyle22 said:

                              Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.

                              User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
                              Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
                              <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
                              Arrive at site
                              Check DVI cable.
                              It's loose.
                              Everything working.
                              go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
                              Cry into paper bag
                              Drive back to main building.

                              Today

                              Yep - users refuse to help! Of course they feel stupid when you show them the problem.

                              That's just it--they don't. I can't even explain this company. It's like that place Tim Curry must have been in before he stepped out of that mirror in Legend.

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                              • gjacobseG
                                gjacobse @Minion Queen
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                                @Minion-Queen said:

                                Good morning ML! Hoping to stay warm here today. Feels like -7 here this morning.... brrrrrrrrr. In other news @art_of_shred got our Pellet stove fixed yesterday so we have actual heat in our house, just in time!

                                Oh - so @art_of_shred is useful for something more than complaining about my 'response time' and taking the initiative on something... or .[redacted].

                                @art_of_shred - Oh ye grand wise one of the Uni(brow)

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                                • gjacobseG
                                  gjacobse @dafyre
                                  last edited by

                                  @dafyre said:

                                  ROFL. Your users start tomorrow? At my last job, they started two weeks ago.

                                  LOL.. that and the last round left a month ago..

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                                  • gjacobseG
                                    gjacobse @wirestyle22
                                    last edited by

                                    @wirestyle22 said:

                                    Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.

                                    User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
                                    Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
                                    <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
                                    Arrive at site
                                    Check DVI cable.
                                    It's loose.
                                    Everything working.
                                    go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
                                    Cry into paper bag
                                    Drive back to main building.

                                    Today

                                    A-yup... happens all the time. But they swear it's plugged in.. or it has paper,.. and it's the correct printer.

                                    It's never their fault..

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                                    • RamblingBipedR
                                      RamblingBiped
                                      last edited by

                                      What Am I Doing Right Now? What I do every Thursday morning Pinky... Documenting obscure tasks and workflows.

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        Just back from a trip to the pharmacy and grocery store with the family.

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                                        • gjacobseG
                                          gjacobse @RamblingBiped
                                          last edited by

                                          @RamblingBiped said:

                                          What Am I Doing Right Now? What I do every Thursday morning Pinky... Documenting obscure tasks and workflows.

                                          0_1455206602320_cartoon-pinky__brain_thinking.jpg

                                          What does this button do? Zzzzzzhott!

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                                          • dafyreD
                                            dafyre @gjacobse
                                            last edited by

                                            @gjacobse said:

                                            @art_of_shred - Oh ye grand wise one of the Uni(brow)

                                            I wonder if he still has it... After all, he had to work around fire and stuff yesterday... Maybe the Uni(brow) is now gone up in smoke?

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