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    What Are You Doing Right Now

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    • siringoS
      siringo @scottalanmiller
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      @scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @WrCombs said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @scottalanmiller because we're 5 months into the year?

      it's not funny when you try to rationally think about it.

      it's a joke.

      But I don't get the joke because 400 errors can be found by division into any year. A joke is only funny if it makes sense. If the joke depends on people "not getting it" and just laughing because they are confused, that's not a joke. I get not over analyzing jokes as they depend on a certain suspension of disbelief. But there has to be a basis for the joke in the first place. The core of this joke is that "5" is the magic number and by applying that magic number to the year, it becomes something funny.

      But that the 5 is totally without foundation means that the foundation of the joke is missing. The suspension of disbelief would be understanding that you don't dig into that 2020 is arbitrary based on a randomly assigned calendaring system, that the number didn't always come out to be 2020, etc. We don't dig into that stuff for the joke. But the 5 is the joke. It's the whole joke. If the 5 isn't significant, the joke literally doesn't exist.

      If you can reword the joke to be "did you know 404 can be dividied into any rational number?", that's not funny. And that there are tons and tons of error codes using HTML errors so every year has a joke like this makes it even less meaningful.

      To make a joke like this would require...

      1. That the thing wrong with the year is related to the 404 error (missing / not found), not just being an error since essentially every number is an error. The joke only works if the specific error of 404 relates.
      2. That the modifier "5" be in some way significant to make it at least a perceived "coincidence."

      That's just basic joke making.

      You can see... the assumption about what would make this a joke takes so much work, it was all missed. A joke should be obvious, it should require tons of explanation to find what's supposed to be the funny part.

      Ah fooey. It's people like you that killed Vaudeville.

      Laughter is good, light heartedness is good, there are so many things in life that don't warrant thought and consideration, that joke was one of them, if it's found amusing then great, if not move on.

      I actually thought this year was going to be the year of the optometrist.

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      • RojoLocoR
        RojoLoco @siringo
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        @siringo said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

        I actually thought this year was going to be the year of the optometrist.

        I don't see that as an option...

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        • jmooreJ
          jmoore
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          Haha @RojoLoco and @siringo you guys are killing me from laughing:)

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          • nadnerBN
            nadnerB @RojoLoco
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            @RojoLoco said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

            @siringo said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

            I actually thought this year was going to be the year of the optometrist.

            I don't see that as an option...

            Yeah, everyone went a bit batty

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            • GreyG
              Grey @siringo
              last edited by Grey

              @siringo said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

              I actually thought this year was going to be the year of the optometrist.

              Year of the optometrist: free glasses for everyone! :glasses:
              Year of the optimist: the glasses are half full. 😄
              Year of the pessimist: 2020

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              • jmooreJ
                jmoore
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                Working at office today but listening to Yakuza soundtrack on my new BeyerDynamic bluetooth headphones. They sound so good

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                • GreyG
                  Grey @jmoore
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                  @jmoore said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                  Working at office today but listening to Yakuza soundtrack on my new BeyerDynamic bluetooth headphones. They sound so good

                  I replaced the ear cups on my Plantronics 8200 UC headset and it's like having a whole new pair.

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                  • jmooreJ
                    jmoore @Grey
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                    @Grey Ooh nice! I imagine if they are worn out then it will really affect sound quality.

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                    • jt1001001J
                      jt1001001
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                      Playing with new Microsoft 365 updates, and by playing I mean troubleshooting silly user issues. Got one user trying to use the new dictation feature adn I do not think they understand it will not be a perfect copy.

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                      • GreyG
                        Grey @jmoore
                        last edited by

                        @jmoore said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                        @Grey Ooh nice! I imagine if they are worn out then it will really affect sound quality.

                        Sort of? Mostly they're just firmer against my head so they're blocking more noise. The ear cup replacement was just the foam/leatherette part, so no electronics.

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                        • GreyG
                          Grey @jt1001001
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                          @jt1001001 said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                          Playing with new Microsoft 365 updates, and by playing I mean troubleshooting silly user issues. Got one user trying to use the new dictation feature adn I do not think they understand it will not be a perfect copy.

                          I've used that and the biggest barrier is a good mic with no ambient noise.

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                          • jmooreJ
                            jmoore @Grey
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                            @Grey Users always skimp on the mics around here.

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                            • GreyG
                              Grey @jmoore
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                              @jmoore said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                              @Grey Users always skimp on the mics around here.

                              We used to deploy mics similar to https://shop.nuance.com/store/nuanceus/en_US/Content/pbPage.speech-mike for the radiologists to use with Dragon. If your users are on a laptop mic or anything less than a boom mic (I switch from my 8200 to my Plantronics Focus UC for this reason), then the sound quality is too low.

                              Be sure to run through the speech learning process.

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                              • jmooreJ
                                jmoore @Grey
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                                @Grey Excellent process!

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                                • jmooreJ
                                  jmoore
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                                  Just saw this tool and am playing with it. I like it.
                                  http://speed.cloudflare.com/

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                                  • JaredBuschJ
                                    JaredBusch @jmoore
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                                    @jmoore said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                    Just saw this tool and am playing with it. I like it.
                                    http://speed.cloudflare.com/

                                    sexy, but I am not seeing anything to test upload.

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                                    • travisdh1T
                                      travisdh1 @JaredBusch
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                                      @JaredBusch said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                      @jmoore said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                      Just saw this tool and am playing with it. I like it.
                                      http://speed.cloudflare.com/

                                      sexy, but I am not seeing anything to test upload.

                                      Yeah, all the stats in the world only do so much good if it only gives half of the picture.

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                                      • jmooreJ
                                        jmoore @JaredBusch
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                                        @JaredBusch said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                        @jmoore said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

                                        Just saw this tool and am playing with it. I like it.
                                        http://speed.cloudflare.com/

                                        sexy, but I am not seeing anything to test upload.

                                        On their blog they said there was issue giving incorrect results for very fast connections so they disabled it temporarily.

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                                        • JaredBuschJ
                                          JaredBusch
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                                          On a conference call discussing a new marketing design for our company.

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                                          • WrCombsW
                                            WrCombs
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                                            Started realizing (aside from what everyone has told me about my job) how drained I am after working, and how much I don't really enjoy this.

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