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    • DustinB3403D
      DustinB3403 @Brains
      last edited by

      @Brains said in Programming Printers:

      @scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:

      I found it!!

      https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/79629-do-not-have-access-to-hosted-email

      You can finally learn everything that there is about programming printers.

      alt text

      I would murder for a programmer who can install ink / paper into a printer.

      #MurderforOGPrinterProgrammers

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      • thwrT
        thwr @DustinB3403
        last edited by

        @DustinB3403 said in Programming Printers:

        @Brains said in Programming Printers:

        @scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:

        I found it!!

        https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/79629-do-not-have-access-to-hosted-email

        You can finally learn everything that there is about programming printers.

        alt text

        I would murder for a programmer who can install ink / paper into a printer.

        #MurderforOGPrinterProgrammers

        Called (task) dispatching

        Documentation: https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/system.windows.threading.dispatcher(v=vs.110).aspx

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        • RojoLocoR
          RojoLoco @Brains
          last edited by

          @Brains said in Programming Printers:

          @scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:

          I found it!!

          https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/79629-do-not-have-access-to-hosted-email

          Also,
          W T F
          http://www.djfixxx.com/

          It feels like I stepped through some sort of Magic Way Back Machine.

          Actually, it seems he upgraded his site in 2008 and added that nifty top menu!

          I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.

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          • thwrT
            thwr @RojoLoco
            last edited by

            @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

            I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.

            http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.

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            • thwrT
              thwr @thwr
              last edited by

              @thwr said in Programming Printers:

              @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

              I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.

              http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.

              Wait, this is Curtis' page?

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              • RojoLocoR
                RojoLoco @thwr
                last edited by

                @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.

                http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.

                Wait, this is Curtis' page?

                Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.

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                • thwrT
                  thwr @RojoLoco
                  last edited by thwr

                  @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                  @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                  @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                  @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                  I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.

                  http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.

                  Wait, this is Curtis' page?

                  Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.

                  Wait, a Yamaha Pacifica is not comparable to a Fender? But I was told so !!111

                  In fact, I do have a friend who's profession is to plan professional stage installations. Like audio, visuals, effects and so on 😉

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                  • RojoLocoR
                    RojoLoco @thwr
                    last edited by

                    @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                    @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                    @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                    @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                    @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                    I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.

                    http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.

                    Wait, this is Curtis' page?

                    Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.

                    Wait, a Yamaha Pacifica is not comparable to a Fender? But I was told so !!111

                    In fact, I do have a friend who's profession is to plan professional stage installations. Like audio, visuals, effects and so on 😉

                    Make a reaction video of your friend reading from Curtis' website.

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                    • coliverC
                      coliver @thwr
                      last edited by

                      @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                      @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                      @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                      @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                      @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                      I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.

                      http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.

                      Wait, this is Curtis' page?

                      Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.

                      Wait, a Yamaha Pacifica is not comparable to a Fender? But I was told so !!111

                      In fact, I do have a friend who's profession is to plan professional stage installations. Like audio, visuals, effects and so on 😉

                      0_1473700664311_14789132.jpg

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                      • travisdh1T
                        travisdh1 @RojoLoco
                        last edited by travisdh1

                        @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                        @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                        @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                        @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                        @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                        @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                        I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.

                        http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.

                        Wait, this is Curtis' page?

                        Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.

                        Wait, a Yamaha Pacifica is not comparable to a Fender? But I was told so !!111

                        In fact, I do have a friend who's profession is to plan professional stage installations. Like audio, visuals, effects and so on 😉

                        Make a reaction video of your friend reading from Curtis' website.

                        Next time I'm at a Guitar Center (I do occasion them), I have to remember to have that site on my phone and record their reactions to my intro line 🙂 "This is the best DJ ever, see, he says so on his website" 🎷 😆 😢 😆

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                        • RojoLocoR
                          RojoLoco @travisdh1
                          last edited by

                          @travisdh1 said in Programming Printers:

                          @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                          @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                          @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                          @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                          @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                          @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                          I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.

                          http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.

                          Wait, this is Curtis' page?

                          Yes sir. If you know anything about audio, go read through that site. He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA. If this asshole had ever walked into Guitar Center and tried to claim any of his BS while I was working, there would have been literal bloodshed... like a tripod mic stand across the skull, then up the ass. While I never ran into Curtis level incompetence in those days, our trouble customers were pretty much verbally abused until they started shopping elsewhere.

                          Wait, a Yamaha Pacifica is not comparable to a Fender? But I was told so !!111

                          In fact, I do have a friend who's profession is to plan professional stage installations. Like audio, visuals, effects and so on 😉

                          Make a reaction video of your friend reading from Curtis' website.

                          Next time I'm at a Guitar Center (I do occasion them), I have to remember to have that site on my phone and record their reactions to my intro line 🙂

                          Go into the pro audio department and tell them Curtis' version of how biamped speakers work...

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                          • DustinB3403D
                            DustinB3403
                            last edited by

                            Guys I just thought about this at just this moment.

                            I programmed our business printers for the network scan functionality. It took like 5 minutes, but I got it working without issue.

                            I'm a pro right?

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                            • brianlittlejohnB
                              brianlittlejohn @RojoLoco
                              last edited by

                              @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                              @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                              @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                              @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                              I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.

                              http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.

                              Wait, this is Curtis' page?

                              He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA.

                              Anyone who knows sound equipment would laugh him out of there.

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller @brianlittlejohn
                                last edited by

                                @brianlittlejohn said in Programming Printers:

                                @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                                @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                                @thwr said in Programming Printers:

                                @RojoLoco said in Programming Printers:

                                I wish I had the time to hire him as a DJ, just so I could shoot at him with a pellet gun when he showed up.

                                http://www.djfixxx.com/index-old.htm this is... The Hague. We need The Hague.

                                Wait, this is Curtis' page?

                                He thinks "biamped" speakers are equivalent to redundant servers / HA.

                                Anyone who knows sound equipment would laugh him out of there.

                                FTFY

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by

                                  This thread never gets old. Just had to share it with someone today who was getting weird advice from you know who about programming and him recommending Cobol or Fortran because "they are still around."

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                                  • wirestyle22W
                                    wirestyle22
                                    last edited by

                                    Am I the only one that thinks the URL is the best part of all of this? Dj Fixxx? I nearly lost the will to live reading this

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                                    • RojoLocoR
                                      RojoLoco @wirestyle22
                                      last edited by

                                      @wirestyle22 said in Programming Printers:

                                      Am I the only one that thinks the URL is the best part of all of this? Dj Fixxx? I nearly lost the will to live reading this

                                      Welcome to the world of Curtis.... Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller @wirestyle22
                                        last edited by

                                        @wirestyle22 said in Programming Printers:

                                        Am I the only one that thinks the URL is the best part of all of this? Dj Fixxx? I nearly lost the will to live reading this

                                        You seriously can't make this stuff up.

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                                        • RojoLocoR
                                          RojoLoco @scottalanmiller
                                          last edited by

                                          @scottalanmiller said in Programming Printers:

                                          @wirestyle22 said in Programming Printers:

                                          Am I the only one that thinks the URL is the best part of all of this? Dj Fixxx? I nearly lost the will to live reading this

                                          You seriously can't make this stuff up.

                                          Sometimes I feel like the existence of Curtis is evidence supporting the theory that our universe is a hologram.

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                                          • RojoLocoR
                                            RojoLoco
                                            last edited by

                                            His last few posts have been uncharacteristically normal and boring.

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