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    Water Closet
    wtf i cant even that is not how that works
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    • pmonchoP
      pmoncho @gjacobse
      last edited by

      @gjacobse said in I can't even:

      54c07ff4-e695-4371-a0af-999e6efe3477-image.png

      I. just. - ugh

      This isn't a home, this is an office. ... ... ...

      Dang, is it reverse day??? Weird.

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      • dafyreD
        dafyre @pmoncho
        last edited by

        @pmoncho said in I can't even:

        @gjacobse said in I can't even:

        54c07ff4-e695-4371-a0af-999e6efe3477-image.png

        I. just. - ugh

        This isn't a home, this is an office. ... ... ...

        Dang, is it reverse day??? Weird.

        Looks like the FB engineers got hold of the Speed knobs on his internet.

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        • pmonchoP
          pmoncho @dafyre
          last edited by

          @dafyre said in I can't even:

          @pmoncho said in I can't even:

          @gjacobse said in I can't even:

          54c07ff4-e695-4371-a0af-999e6efe3477-image.png

          I. just. - ugh

          This isn't a home, this is an office. ... ... ...

          Dang, is it reverse day??? Weird.

          Looks like the FB engineers got hold of the Speed knobs on his internet.

          I don't think I have ever seen that before. I venture to believe it does not happen that often.

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          • notverypunnyN
            notverypunny @gjacobse
            last edited by

            @gjacobse said in I can't even:

            54c07ff4-e695-4371-a0af-999e6efe3477-image.png

            I. just. - ugh

            This isn't a home, this is an office. ... ... ...

            Is that with just your test gear connected? You could have other devices / users hogging the download bandwidth. Good luck 🙂

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            • gjacobseG
              gjacobse
              last edited by gjacobse

              Due to license violation, access to Director will be locked in 31 days. Take proper action before the grace 
              period has expired. Note that there are additional charges if you need to recover from a 
              locked Director.
              

              Ppffffffft

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              • RojoLocoR
                RojoLoco @scottalanmiller
                last edited by

                @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

                @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                He, more than Curtis, is actively malicious in every answer he gives.

                e1ffc54c-7d5b-43f7-9fe0-f40f0ff1e914-image.png

                Yeah, what's considered allowable maliciousness in some of those posts is pretty extreme.

                Such inconsistency... I got booted by them just for calling out sales dick posts.

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  Today's customer conversation...

                  Customer: "Hi, you guys have been great but now that you aren't local we don't feel comfortable [fyi, we have local people still just I am not local] so we want to use a local IT provider. We'd like to stop paying for your service."

                  Me: "We understand, and understood months ago when the new IT firm came in and seized control without talking to us. I talked to your COO and worked out the end of service for that day and you've not been billed since then... months ago."

                  Customer: "Oh, well I get a bill I'd like to cancel whatever that is."

                  Me: "That's your phone service that you always had separate from any IT support. You went through several phone services while with us as IT because you didn't want to use us but none could get your phones to work so you finally gave in and paid half as much with us and your phones have been with us for years now."

                  Customer: "I don't understand what phone service is. What does that mean. Just cancel service."

                  Me: "...."

                  How do you deal with a customer who has had RingCentral, SpectrumVOIP, Charter phones and after decades of owning multiple major medical practices and work for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and now doesn't even know what a "phone company" does? She's the owner and CIO and doesn't know that phones need service... even though she and she alone has installed and purchased every phone vendor ever for the company!!

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                  • ObsolesceO
                    Obsolesce @scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                    Today's customer conversation...

                    Customer: "Hi, you guys have been great but now that you aren't local we don't feel comfortable [fyi, we have local people still just I am not local] so we want to use a local IT provider. We'd like to stop paying for your service."

                    Me: "We understand, and understood months ago when the new IT firm came in and seized control without talking to us. I talked to your COO and worked out the end of service for that day and you've not been billed since then... months ago."

                    Customer: "Oh, well I get a bill I'd like to cancel whatever that is."

                    Me: "That's your phone service that you always had separate from any IT support. You went through several phone services while with us as IT because you didn't want to use us but none could get your phones to work so you finally gave in and paid half as much with us and your phones have been with us for years now."

                    Customer: "I don't understand what phone service is. What does that mean. Just cancel service."

                    Me: "...."

                    How do you deal with a customer who has had RingCentral, SpectrumVOIP, Charter phones and after decades of owning multiple major medical practices and work for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and now doesn't even know what a "phone company" does? She's the owner and CIO and doesn't know that phones need service... even though she and she alone has installed and purchased every phone vendor ever for the company!!

                    At that point, do as asked. Draw up a legal contract for cancelling the phone service and then disconnect it. At least you won't get any more calls from her after that, LOL!

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                    • DashrenderD
                      Dashrender @scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      @scottalanmiller
                      Wow - do you replay.

                      you - "no problem, we'll turn it off right at 1 PM EST and and billing will stop as of today. We will be sending a final bill for services rendered through 1 PM EST today.
                      Please be aware that any phone numbers you have will us will be lost if not transferred within the next 30 days. The transfer cost from us will be $10/number."

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                      • DashrenderD
                        Dashrender @scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                        Today's customer conversation...

                        Customer: "Hi, you guys have been great but now that you aren't local we don't feel comfortable [fyi, we have local people still just I am not local] so we want to use a local IT provider. We'd like to stop paying for your service."

                        Me: "We understand, and understood months ago when the new IT firm came in and seized control without talking to us. I talked to your COO and worked out the end of service for that day and you've not been billed since then... months ago."

                        Customer: "Oh, well I get a bill I'd like to cancel whatever that is."

                        Me: "That's your phone service that you always had separate from any IT support. You went through several phone services while with us as IT because you didn't want to use us but none could get your phones to work so you finally gave in and paid half as much with us and your phones have been with us for years now."

                        Customer: "I don't understand what phone service is. What does that mean. Just cancel service."

                        Me: "...."

                        How do you deal with a customer who has had RingCentral, SpectrumVOIP, Charter phones and after decades of owning multiple major medical practices and work for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and now doesn't even know what a "phone company" does? She's the owner and CIO and doesn't know that phones need service... even though she and she alone has installed and purchased every phone vendor ever for the company!!

                        Wow - do you replay.

                        you - "no problem, we'll turn it off right at 1 PM EST and and billing will stop as of today. We will be sending a final bill for services rendered through 1 PM EST today.
                        Please be aware that any phone numbers you have will us will be lost if not transferred within the next 30 days. The transfer cost from us will be $10/number."

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                        • dafyreD
                          dafyre @Obsolesce
                          last edited by

                          @obsolesce said in I can't even:

                          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                          Today's customer conversation...

                          Customer: "Hi, you guys have been great but now that you aren't local we don't feel comfortable [fyi, we have local people still just I am not local] so we want to use a local IT provider. We'd like to stop paying for your service."

                          Me: "We understand, and understood months ago when the new IT firm came in and seized control without talking to us. I talked to your COO and worked out the end of service for that day and you've not been billed since then... months ago."

                          Customer: "Oh, well I get a bill I'd like to cancel whatever that is."

                          Me: "That's your phone service that you always had separate from any IT support. You went through several phone services while with us as IT because you didn't want to use us but none could get your phones to work so you finally gave in and paid half as much with us and your phones have been with us for years now."

                          Customer: "I don't understand what phone service is. What does that mean. Just cancel service."

                          Me: "...."

                          How do you deal with a customer who has had RingCentral, SpectrumVOIP, Charter phones and after decades of owning multiple major medical practices and work for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and now doesn't even know what a "phone company" does? She's the owner and CIO and doesn't know that phones need service... even though she and she alone has installed and purchased every phone vendor ever for the company!!

                          At that point, do as asked. Draw up a legal contract for cancelling the phone service and then disconnect it. At least you won't get any more calls from her after that, LOL!

                          I was sitting here thinking "The customer is always right.".

                          Me to Customer: "The customer is always right. Your services will be cancelled by Close of business today. Pleaseure doing business with you! <click>."

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller @dafyre
                            last edited by

                            @dafyre said in I can't even:

                            @obsolesce said in I can't even:

                            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                            Today's customer conversation...

                            Customer: "Hi, you guys have been great but now that you aren't local we don't feel comfortable [fyi, we have local people still just I am not local] so we want to use a local IT provider. We'd like to stop paying for your service."

                            Me: "We understand, and understood months ago when the new IT firm came in and seized control without talking to us. I talked to your COO and worked out the end of service for that day and you've not been billed since then... months ago."

                            Customer: "Oh, well I get a bill I'd like to cancel whatever that is."

                            Me: "That's your phone service that you always had separate from any IT support. You went through several phone services while with us as IT because you didn't want to use us but none could get your phones to work so you finally gave in and paid half as much with us and your phones have been with us for years now."

                            Customer: "I don't understand what phone service is. What does that mean. Just cancel service."

                            Me: "...."

                            How do you deal with a customer who has had RingCentral, SpectrumVOIP, Charter phones and after decades of owning multiple major medical practices and work for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and now doesn't even know what a "phone company" does? She's the owner and CIO and doesn't know that phones need service... even though she and she alone has installed and purchased every phone vendor ever for the company!!

                            At that point, do as asked. Draw up a legal contract for cancelling the phone service and then disconnect it. At least you won't get any more calls from her after that, LOL!

                            I was sitting here thinking "The customer is always right.".

                            Me to Customer: "The customer is always right. Your services will be cancelled by Close of business today. Pleaseure doing business with you! <click>."

                            Have to have working phones to get that satisfying click sound.

                            Mwahahaha

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                            • DashrenderD
                              Dashrender @scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                              @dafyre said in I can't even:

                              @obsolesce said in I can't even:

                              @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                              Today's customer conversation...

                              Customer: "Hi, you guys have been great but now that you aren't local we don't feel comfortable [fyi, we have local people still just I am not local] so we want to use a local IT provider. We'd like to stop paying for your service."

                              Me: "We understand, and understood months ago when the new IT firm came in and seized control without talking to us. I talked to your COO and worked out the end of service for that day and you've not been billed since then... months ago."

                              Customer: "Oh, well I get a bill I'd like to cancel whatever that is."

                              Me: "That's your phone service that you always had separate from any IT support. You went through several phone services while with us as IT because you didn't want to use us but none could get your phones to work so you finally gave in and paid half as much with us and your phones have been with us for years now."

                              Customer: "I don't understand what phone service is. What does that mean. Just cancel service."

                              Me: "...."

                              How do you deal with a customer who has had RingCentral, SpectrumVOIP, Charter phones and after decades of owning multiple major medical practices and work for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and now doesn't even know what a "phone company" does? She's the owner and CIO and doesn't know that phones need service... even though she and she alone has installed and purchased every phone vendor ever for the company!!

                              At that point, do as asked. Draw up a legal contract for cancelling the phone service and then disconnect it. At least you won't get any more calls from her after that, LOL!

                              I was sitting here thinking "The customer is always right.".

                              Me to Customer: "The customer is always right. Your services will be cancelled by Close of business today. Pleaseure doing business with you! <click>."

                              Have to have working phones to get that satisfying click sound.

                              Mwahahaha

                              Ohh.. but so much better - be on the phone with them when you kill the PBX - no statisfying click... but oh.. the silence.. how nice 🙂

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                              • nadnerBN
                                nadnerB
                                last edited by

                                @lopez1 said in I can't even:

                                @jaredbusch I can't even is an emotional exclamation in response to an event. Its abrupt ending implies something is too amazing, frustrating, surprising, exciting (or any other adjective imaginable) to handle, which renders a person speechless because they're so incredulous.

                                canteven2.jpg

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                                • nadnerBN
                                  nadnerB
                                  last edited by

                                  @lopez1 said in I can't even:

                                  @lopez1 said in I can't even:

                                  @jaredbusch I can't even is an emotional exclamation in response to an event. Its abrupt ending implies something is too amazing, frustrating, surprising, exciting (or any other adjective imaginable) to handle, which renders a person speechless because they're so incredulous.

                                  Thanks.

                                  DGCustomerFirst Survey

                                  Yeah, no thanks... I've let your random first post slide, but that's crossing into spam.
                                  The link has been changed. Next one is a perma ban.

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    @lopez1 said in I can't even:

                                    @jaredbusch I can't even is an emotional exclamation in response to an event. Its abrupt ending implies something is too amazing, frustrating, surprising, exciting (or any other adjective imaginable) to handle, which renders a person speechless because they're so incredulous.

                                    Yes it is. We all know that. This seems machine generated.

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                                    • JaredBuschJ
                                      JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                      @lopez1 said in I can't even:

                                      @jaredbusch I can't even is an emotional exclamation in response to an event. Its abrupt ending implies something is too amazing, frustrating, surprising, exciting (or any other adjective imaginable) to handle, which renders a person speechless because they're so incredulous.

                                      Yes it is. We all know that. This seems machine generated.

                                      Why wasn't the account just banned?

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller @JaredBusch
                                        last edited by

                                        @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

                                        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                        @lopez1 said in I can't even:

                                        @jaredbusch I can't even is an emotional exclamation in response to an event. Its abrupt ending implies something is too amazing, frustrating, surprising, exciting (or any other adjective imaginable) to handle, which renders a person speechless because they're so incredulous.

                                        Yes it is. We all know that. This seems machine generated.

                                        Why wasn't the account just banned?

                                        It's gone.

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                                        • gjacobseG
                                          gjacobse
                                          last edited by

                                          Department needs access to a computer via RDP so they can process Badges (Application License issue). Let's add them to the Remote Desktop Users group at the USER level so that it's another point to have to manage when on/off boarding someone....

                                          uh - NO. It's a Security Group. You modify the Security Group, you add the Security group to the computer. Sheesh..

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            Ever have your boss need you to do a little project for him and it involves just typing two words into a file?

                                            Like, how incompetent can you be?

                                            Best part is...

                                            I'm the boss in this story. lol

                                            @valentina is very long suffering.

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