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    • MattSpellerM
      MattSpeller
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      Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
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        @MattSpeller said:

        Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

        –Andrew Tanenbaum

        See a few posts to the north.

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        • MattSpellerM
          MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          @scottalanmiller good grief that's twice now that I've done that today. Thank you for the correction & attribution.

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          • gjacobseG
            gjacobse
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            ("It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature!"

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              Just added this one...

              That's like looking under the hood of your car to figure out why Jiffy Lube isn't open on Sundays.

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              • DustinB3403D
                DustinB3403
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                I don't have to believe in it for you to be lucky

                Regarding said being very lucky that Cryptolocker didn't spread.

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                • art_of_shredA
                  art_of_shred
                  last edited by

                  "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" ~ Dilbert (Elbonian saying)

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                  • MattSpellerM
                    MattSpeller
                    last edited by

                    There's always time to do it right the second time - Unknown, heard on youtube channel AvE

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                    • gjacobseG
                      gjacobse
                      last edited by

                      It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.

                      –John Brunner

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                      • gjacobseG
                        gjacobse
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                        Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                        –Aldous Huxley

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                        • MattSpellerM
                          MattSpeller @gjacobse
                          last edited by

                          @gjacobse said:

                          Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                          –Aldous Huxley

                          Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                            last edited by

                            @MattSpeller said:

                            @gjacobse said:

                            Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                            –Aldous Huxley

                            Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

                            Less of a quote, more of a book title.

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                            • MattSpellerM
                              MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              @scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book 🙂

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller
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                                I have that book.

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by

                                  Added: "Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you."

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                                  • DustinB3403D
                                    DustinB3403
                                    last edited by DustinB3403

                                    "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

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                                    • nadnerBN
                                      nadnerB @DustinB3403
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                                      @DustinB3403 said:

                                      "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                                      Nothing is fool proof to the sufficiently talented fool. 😉
                                      (I think it might also apply to the stupid)

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                                      • JoyJ
                                        Joy @DustinB3403
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                                        @DustinB3403 said:

                                        "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                                        @DustinB3403 Words of Wisdom

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                                        • dafyreD
                                          dafyre
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                                          "If data is valuable enough to be stored, it should be backed up." -- @scottalanmiller

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                                          • RobQR
                                            RobQ
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                                            "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

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