IT Quotes I Like
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("It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature!"
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Just added this one...
That's like looking under the hood of your car to figure out why Jiffy Lube isn't open on Sundays.
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I don't have to believe in it for you to be lucky
Regarding said being very lucky that Cryptolocker didn't spread.
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"In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" ~ Dilbert (Elbonian saying)
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There's always time to do it right the second time - Unknown, heard on youtube channel AvE
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It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.
–John Brunner
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Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
–Aldous Huxley
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@gjacobse said:
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
–Aldous Huxley
Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes
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@MattSpeller said:
@gjacobse said:
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
–Aldous Huxley
Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes
Less of a quote, more of a book title.
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@scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book
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I have that book.
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Added: "Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you."
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"It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403
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@DustinB3403 said:
"It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403
Nothing is fool proof to the sufficiently talented fool.
(I think it might also apply to the stupid) -
@DustinB3403 said:
"It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403
@DustinB3403 Words of Wisdom
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"If data is valuable enough to be stored, it should be backed up." -- @scottalanmiller
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"Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller
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@RobQ said:
"Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller
I think that the better one was "I can't talk now, if you can't help me get out of this garage and aren't the police I can't talk to you.".... Click.
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"IT Is not a series of checkboxes" --@scottalanmiller
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"You walked into a deli and told the clerk you want meat, you completely left out everything that is relavent to the conversation, like what kind of meat, and how much of it."
This is in reference to asking for help on a powershell query to find Computers names in a Windows Domain.
Me, today 1-5-16
