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    • art_of_shredA
      art_of_shred Banned
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      "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" ~ Dilbert (Elbonian saying)

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      • MattSpellerM
        MattSpeller
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        There's always time to do it right the second time - Unknown, heard on youtube channel AvE

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        • gjacobseG
          gjacobse
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          It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.

          –John Brunner

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          • gjacobseG
            gjacobse
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            Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

            –Aldous Huxley

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            • MattSpellerM
              MattSpeller @gjacobse
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              @gjacobse said:

              Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

              –Aldous Huxley

              Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
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                @MattSpeller said:

                @gjacobse said:

                Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                –Aldous Huxley

                Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

                Less of a quote, more of a book title.

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                • MattSpellerM
                  MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
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                  @scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book 🙂

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller
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                    I have that book.

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller
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                      Added: "Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you."

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                      • DustinB3403D
                        DustinB3403
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                        "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

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                        • nadnerBN
                          nadnerB @DustinB3403
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                          @DustinB3403 said:

                          "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                          Nothing is fool proof to the sufficiently talented fool. 😉
                          (I think it might also apply to the stupid)

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                          • JoyJ
                            Joy @DustinB3403
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                            @DustinB3403 said:

                            "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                            @DustinB3403 Words of Wisdom

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                            • dafyreD
                              dafyre
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                              "If data is valuable enough to be stored, it should be backed up." -- @scottalanmiller

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                              • RobQR
                                RobQ
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                                "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller @RobQ
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                                  @RobQ said:

                                  "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

                                  I think that the better one was "I can't talk now, if you can't help me get out of this garage and aren't the police I can't talk to you.".... Click.

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                                  • dafyreD
                                    dafyre
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                                    "IT Is not a series of checkboxes" --@scottalanmiller

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                                    • DustinB3403D
                                      DustinB3403
                                      last edited by DustinB3403

                                      "You walked into a deli and told the clerk you want meat, you completely left out everything that is relavent to the conversation, like what kind of meat, and how much of it."

                                      This is in reference to asking for help on a powershell query to find Computers names in a Windows Domain.

                                      Me, today 1-5-16

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                                      • dafyreD
                                        dafyre
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                                        We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                                        -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

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                                        • gjacobseG
                                          gjacobse @dafyre
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                                          @dafyre said:

                                          We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                                          -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

                                          How true....They always rise to the challenge.

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                                          • dafyreD
                                            dafyre @gjacobse
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                                            @gjacobse Or Sink to it, rather.

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