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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller @RobQ
      last edited by

      @RobQ said:

      "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

      I think that the better one was "I can't talk now, if you can't help me get out of this garage and aren't the police I can't talk to you.".... Click.

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      • dafyreD
        dafyre
        last edited by

        "IT Is not a series of checkboxes" --@scottalanmiller

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        • DustinB3403D
          DustinB3403
          last edited by DustinB3403

          "You walked into a deli and told the clerk you want meat, you completely left out everything that is relavent to the conversation, like what kind of meat, and how much of it."

          This is in reference to asking for help on a powershell query to find Computers names in a Windows Domain.

          Me, today 1-5-16

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          • dafyreD
            dafyre
            last edited by

            We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

            -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

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            • gjacobseG
              gjacobse @dafyre
              last edited by

              @dafyre said:

              We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

              -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

              How true....They always rise to the challenge.

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              • dafyreD
                dafyre @gjacobse
                last edited by

                @gjacobse Or Sink to it, rather.

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                • quicky2gQ
                  quicky2g
                  last edited by

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

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                    • NerdyDadN
                      NerdyDad @scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

                      Man ain't that the truth. Reverse that and you have my last job and this one.

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                      • NerdyDadN
                        NerdyDad
                        last edited by

                        "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                        If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

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                        • DashrenderD
                          Dashrender @NerdyDad
                          last edited by

                          @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                          If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

                          LOL I would change the credit to - first person to try to use a program.

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                          • wirestyle22W
                            wirestyle22
                            last edited by

                            "The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." - B.F. Skinner

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                            • NerdyDadN
                              NerdyDad
                              last edited by

                              "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                              0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

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                              • gjacobseG
                                gjacobse @NerdyDad
                                last edited by

                                @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                                0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

                                One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.

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                                • wirestyle22W
                                  wirestyle22 @gjacobse
                                  last edited by

                                  @gjacobse said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                                  0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

                                  One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.

                                  Likely story

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                                  • hobbit666H
                                    hobbit666
                                    last edited by

                                    PICNIC

                                    Problem in Chair NOT in computer

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                                    • wirestyle22W
                                      wirestyle22 @hobbit666
                                      last edited by

                                      @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      PICNIC

                                      Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                                      That's a good acronym

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                                      • travisdh1T
                                        travisdh1 @hobbit666
                                        last edited by

                                        @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        PICNIC

                                        Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                                        I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

                                        PEBCAK

                                        Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

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                                        • ObsolesceO
                                          Obsolesce
                                          last edited by

                                          "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Einstein

                                          (... although there is argument it wasn't reallysaid by him, see:)

                                          http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/8742/did-einstein-say-if-you-cant-explain-it-simply-you-dont-understand-it-well-en

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            Just added: "Avoiding planned downtime is planning for unplanned downtime."

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